Thoughts for the day

One Hundred & Eighty!!!!!!!

For those of you that don’t know: I like darts - I like that they are missiles, I like that they are sharp, I like that I can throw them accurately into a board and I like that I just got my first ONE HUNDRED AND FUCKING EIGHTY!.

Calm down

Fair point, well constructed argument, etcetera.  Okay, I don’t think I’ve ever got a 180  before.  Certainly not a memorable one.  Hey, who cares?  It’s a big thing for me.  It dust over being broke. It dusts over being single [Actually I’m Kinda over that] and it sure as hell dusts over the “wash every - fucking thing - before I move out” issues that I’m seeing.  Honestly do you iron your bedding?  My gran does, and she was born in 1917, you get it?.  Fuck me!

EVERY TIME

Anybody moves out of you house [Be it an ex-girl Friend or a lodger], they do a number of things.  They wash and dry everything It’s true, do you have lodgers?   Wonder why they do one maybe two loads a week?  Especially whilst you do six or sev7n?  It’s because they want to impress you when they first move in.  Don’t want to be a pain, give the wrong impression, start thing off on the right foot…  By the time they leave they don’t give a shit.  All that stuff that should have gone in the bin over the last year, pah.  Lets just dump it out the front of the old lodging for the next week.  Won’t effect me none.

However

Washing your Sheets?  I know I’ve a none stick iron, but ther is a slight chance over around 500 different types of seamen on it no?  Still, its about 4 days now until I’m free - free I tell you.  And that is a fine, fine thing.  Happy Chalky.

I’m off to practice my darts the way I always do.  By not practicing at all.  Seams to be working so far ;-)

Laters,

Chalkster

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